May 2011
Everyone on Tumblr is a cat.
thetimewilcome:
we sit and do nothing all day
complain about it
eat food
oh and if people bother us too much we hate them forever
this. post. omg my life.
I spend my time imagining shit that'll never...
Dear Guys, Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose. It...
The awkward moment when you are using a car window...
werelikekidsinlove:
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
That moment when you're home alone.
And you do whatever you please.
Then you hear some noise…
HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?…”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
